age: 80,000. healthy living you know.
Location: my own little world. they know me here
attitude: wake up and smell the apocalypse
interests: uhhh... strangling animals, golf, and masterbation (monty python quote, so stop looking at me like that)
Fav movie: Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
Fav Band: Reel Big Fish, good charlotte, and McVaffe (overclocked remix)
Fav genre:ska/comedy/rock. Reliant K!! The K stands for CHRIST!!!
fav artist: peanut 0565 and albrecht durer
fav poet or writer: Brian Jaques, Robert Jordan, and J.K. Rowling (hafta like someone to parody their work in flash, or you're just bull shitting.)
fav style: flash animation
OS: the eternal evil of Windows XP
mp3 player: creative mediasource
personal quote: Chapter one: the story so far. in the beginning, the universe was created. This has made alot of people very angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad move
hello,
is there anybody in there?
just nod if you can hear me.
is there anyone home?
come on now, i know you're feeling down.
I can ease your pain, get you on your feet again.
Relax, i need some information first.
just the basic facts, can you show me where it hurts?
There is no pain, you are receding.
a distant ships smoke on the horizon.
you are only coming through in waves.
your lips move, but i cant hear what you're saying.
when i was a child, i had a fever.
my hands felt just like two baloons.
now i got that feeling once again,
i can't explain, you would not understand,
this isn't how i am.
I have become comfortably numb
okay, just a little pin-prick,
there'll be no more (AAAAHH!)
but you may feel a little sick.
can you stand up? i do believe its working, good.
it'll keep you going through the show,
c'mon, its time to go.
There is no pain, you are receding.
a distant ships smoke on the horizon.
you are only coming through in waves.
your lips move, but i cant hear what you're saying.
when i was a child, i caught a fleeting glimpse,
out of the corner of my eye.
I turned to look and it was gone,
i cannot put my finger on,
and now the child is grown, the dream is gone,
Who says I am dead, knows naught at all.
I, Am That Is, two mice within Redwall.
The Warrior sleeps, twixt hall and Cavern Hole.
I, Am That Is, take on my mighty role.
Look for the sword in moonlight streaming forth
At night, when days first hour reflects the north.
From o'er the threshold, seek and you will see.
I, Am That Is, my sword will weild for me.
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